April 6th, 2017. Thursday night, 10 pm. I joined the Saints Row Discord voice chat, slightly intoxicated. A few of the locals joined in. WTFMan, IrishCoffee, Woody, Owen, and Coolmcgroove. We all began to explore various highbrow philosophical topics. Merry talks of furry orgies, Syria, and of course, video games. I was having a good time yucking it up with everyone when IrishCoffee suddenly proclaimed “Hey WTFMan, you should give Flippy your 30 minute Saints Row rant”….