Well, it looks like your ol’ friend Flippy fucked up once more. Again, I seriously can’t get into the personal details of my life with internet strangers, but just know that things have taken yet another turn for the worse. I’m almost convinced that I’m cursed. If I try to make videos, something bad will happen to me in my life. Call it superstition, but there is a pattern.
At least 10 horrible events have happened to me in the last week of my life. Things I really can’t share because it’s completely out of context from anything I do online and let’s face it, you’re just here for the vidya games. I understand, but seeing how I still get those ‘why don’t you make videos!?’ questions, I’ll go ahead and share with you the least horrible thing so that things won’t get that personal and you’ll get an idea what’s currently happening.
In the States, I don’t own a car. Never needed one since I’ve always lived in studio apartments within walking distance to grocery stores, supercenters, strip malls, and what have you. Basically, I try to keep my life as convenient as it is in Japan. However, my current living situation is that I’m in the middle of nowhere. I literally mean fucking nowheresville. I could walk 5 miles and not see a major road in sight. Now not having a car in this situation is horrible, but I do know a friendly neighborhood tweaker who will give me a ride in exchange for some valium. Good times.
Well, this was a pretty nice system for us until yesterday when I don’t know what the fuck happened but things got weird. He was accusing me of not giving him his share quick enough, or he wanted me to suck his cock or something. I have no idea what that asshole was mumbling about but it was clear things were getting hostile. Ok, to be honest, I didn’t have any valium and was trying to pull an I.O.U. on the guy. I’m good for it, I swear! My prescription schedule fell on the wrong date and I had no choice. I offered money but the dude just really wanted those pills. Ah well, the next thing I know, he pulls over and kicks me out of the car in the middle of nowhere. I had a USB stick of the AOM vid, a TI-84+ calculator, and my vintage 1982 vans which I realllllly didn’t want to walk in because they’re so old they’re practically deteriorating. Shit’s rare.
Anyway, I walked for a solid 2 hours before I got a ride back home from a nice old farmer who let me ride in the mud covered bed of his truck.
[this paragraph has been censored because an autistic kid found it offensive]
Here’s a short video of my adventure yesterday. On the bright side, I ordered a mic stand thingy to make commentaries easier. So rest assured, if I’m spending money on video-making equipment, you’re absolutely gonna see a video. One luv!
p.s. if you’re wondering how I can upload this vid and not the AoM vid, it’s because this is a low-quality ass WebM file and the AoM vid will be 1920 60fps! I hope the quality is worth it, never tried it before 😮